Dear Auntie Kate:I just wanted to know this: If a cousin gives you a massage, does it mean anything?
Appears: anonymous
Dear Massaged,
Yes, dear, it does. It means that your cousin is comfortable with physical touching and is willing to use it to make you feel nice.
Isn't that sweet? Do you think that this cousin would be comfortable with a little more intimate physical contact? Careful! That's how these relationships start! Comfort and proximity mixed with affection and soon you have a delicious little romance.
Speaking of sweets, if a massage is the appetizer then what's the main course? And what's for desert? Since the fuss here about the dining hall, I am simply overcome by my appetites and can think of nothing else.
Your
Aunt Kate
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